moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via triplewiener)


liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

(via zillyshit)


haleyelainee:

This is why mermaids are my favorite.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


(via kingkitsu)


enchantedbyhiddles:

Twice our size.

or the exact moment my heart broke.

(via rampantmuses)


ticklemytitan:

Levi won’t put up with Mikasa’s clingy-ness to his Eren.

ticklemytitan:

Levi won’t put up with Mikasa’s clingy-ness to his Eren.

(via bilesandthesourwolf)


unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via quintossentially)


segoli:

LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”

Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”

I wonder why that is???

(I know why that is)

(it’s misogyny)

(that’s why)

(via secretlymartinfreeman)


Teen Wolf + Blue & Red
~ Requested by anon and inspired by (x)(x)

(via bilesandthesourwolf)


heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

(via bisexualisaac)


Observe actor Dylan O’Brien’s horror-struck expression as director Wes Ball talks about the one time a crew member got bit by a baby rattlesnake while working on the set of “The Maze Runner.” (That’s writer James Dashner giving Dylan a comforting pat after Wes finishes the story.) [x]

(via bilesandthesourwolf)


dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(via hiddleston-stole-my-ovaries)


wrongjohnsilver:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

People stay together because they know how to stay together.

(via the-wings-of-cas)